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“Culture” Perks
1. Ping Pong. It’s noisy and everyone sucks at it.
2. Foosball. Less noisy, less popular and everyone sucks ever more.
3. Video Games. It’s not like real gamers want to play Nintendo party games anyway.
4. Beer Taps. You’re trying too hard.
5. La Croix. You literally need water just to live. Not a perk.
6. Snacks. I doubt junk food helps retention but what do I know...
7 The Open Office Environment. It’s the worst.
8. No Dress Code. Adults know how to dress themselves in the morning.
Keep You in the Office Perks
9. Free Lunch. Evil genius way to get more productivity to be honest.
10. Onsite Services (Dry Cleaning, Banks, etc.) Does anyone use cash anymore?
Forced Fun Perks
11. In Office Wellness. Nothing like sweating in front of your coworkers without a shower.
12. Team Building Events. Anything you wouldn’t do with your friends isn’t something you’ll want to do with your coworkers.
Stuff I Don’t Hate But C’mon Perks
13. Gym Memberships. Do you even lift?
14. Transit Benefits. Not as good as the free, 20 foot commute to the home office but ok.
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